Chief

Brings his own flashlight. Points it where he likes.

Eight views of Chief, a chunky toy man with swept blond hair, a dark suit, a white shirt and a long red tie. Top row: front and three-quarter with his hands in his pockets, side, and back. Bottom row: three heads with a sly sideways look, a frown and a smirk, and Chief pointing a lit flashlight up and off to one side.

Wears: A dark suit and a long red tie
Carries: A flashlight
First seen: Nothing to Worry About, It's Morally Binding, October 1, 2026
Lines spoken: 4

First turned up in a dark White House hallway, pointing a flashlight at the ceiling.

What Chief has said

“Not to worry. We'll be long gone before anyone notices.” Nothing to Worry About, It's Morally Binding
“Congratulations. You're super now.” He Said Super :)
“Even my SI is fake news!” I Think We Hurt His Feelings
“Who needs a rulebook? I've got a phone.” Anthropic Brought Its Own Bill

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