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Tear-Offs · October 29

Thank You for Your Attention to This Matter

29OctoberThursdayTear-OffsA sunny newsstand on a city street. Chief, a toy man with swept blond hair, a dark suit and a long red tie, grins as he lifts a big red rubber stamp over a newspaper with the headline AI STOCKS RALLY, saying "Very bad name. Tremendous inaccuracy." Next to the rack, Al, a toy with a big pearly rainbow-sheen head, a red cape and a gold SI badge, reads the same paper and says, without looking up, "It still says 'AI' on my birth certificate."

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