Chickadee
The smallest, and the oldest.

- Height
- About two-thirds of everyone else
- Wears
- Small round wire spectacles, a collar with a blank metal tag
- First seen
- We have been warned, September 24, 2026
- Lines spoken
- 2
An old woman, not a baby bird. The black-capped chickadee has two calls: the chick-a-dee-dee-dee it is named for, and the fee-bee song.
What Chickadee has said
- “Don't look at me. I just got here.” His Hemisphere
- “Wrong hemisphere AND wrong number of toes.” His Hemisphere
Seen in
A Blonde With Champagne
The Joke Got Out of Control
Everybody Is Watching
All your base are belong to us
SCOFTI CON Is On
A Worker Should Be at the Table
What's in the Letter?
His Hemisphere
I Think We Hurt His Feelings
Nothing to Worry About, It's Morally Binding
Six things OpenAI told us before it shelved Astra
Our second game is out
We have been warned
Miracle
Plays in
- Scofti Winter Games, one you earn tokens to bring in